Magic: the Parody

Sur son blog Sperling Grove, Matt Sperling a publié un article dans lequelle il crée des cartes maisons, parfois au vitriol et avec nombre de références, de divers pros, personnalités ou phénomènes de Magic the Gathering (jetez un œil à l'article si vous ne saisissez pas le concept). Je propose la même chose ici, avec une limitation : pas de carte pour se représenter soi-même (c'est pas l'Invitational ici). Tout le reste est possible et encouragé, tant que c'est drôle.

un lien vers le blog en question n'aurait sans doute pas été superflu (j'ai la flemme de googlesier)

Suffit de cliquer sur "un article".
Par contre, j'ai arrêté de lire après 30 sec, c'est pleins de clin d'yeux pour acharnés pur et dur visiblement.

Alexandre Darras UUUUUUUUUUWG





Legendary Creature - Human Druid with Beard

5: put two Carapils colorless tokens 0/1 into play.

8UUU: Alexandre Darras takes 5 minutes to think. Target oppponent cannot play any spells or effects that turn. Play this ability only as a sorcery

10UU: Current game ends as a draw

Protection from haste, Protection from non-alcoholic beverages

"Vos gueules bordel, c'est DCI!!!!"


1/2

Très très bon

Blague à part je kifferais qu'Alex nous fasse un blog.

Gaetan Lefebvre
legendary creature: human cheater
as long as Gaetan Lefebvre is in play, you may play the cards in your sideboard as if they were on your knees in your hand.
1/1

Bloodbraid Reinout
creature: human berserker
haste
When you play this spell, search in your library for a nonland card that costs 3 or less. You may play it without paying its mana cost.
3/2

Casual Nico
Legendary creature: human wizard
When Casual Nico enter the battlefield, opponent wonder which kind of weird deck he is playing.
You can search for a sorcery card in your library which cost minimum 8 mana and that nobody remember. You can play this card for free and explain it for the hundredht times...
"What is this card doing again?
- RTFC
- it's a asian one "
1/1

Raph's Shaker
artefact
: put a Liquid Sugar counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Mint counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Sparkling Water counter on Raph's Shaker
: put an Ice counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Rhum counter on Raph's Shaker
when Raph's Shaker has a Liquid Sugar, a Mint, a Sparkling Water, an Ice and a Rhum counter on it, sacrifice it. Put a Mojito artefact token onto the battlefield.

Champion's Secret
Enchantment
if you control a Mojito artefact token, you win the game.

Champion's acidic puke
Sorcery

Champion's acidic puke deals X damage to target creature or player where X is the number of Raph's shakers in all players' graveyard

"Blooâârf" -- Aurélien Duboisson

Manu La Chatte 2

Legendary creature: Human Wizard

, : Search in your library a card named topdeck, put it on top of your library and draw it. Can be played only if you have no cards in hand

"Chaaaaaaatte" -- Manu la Chatte

1/1



Manu La Daube 2

Legendary creature: Human Wizard

2 , : You deliberately decide not to make any Good play or take any board/card advantage until end of turn. Target opponent must taunt you

"Chuis une daaaaaube" -- Manu la Daube

1/1

Looping 2

Artifact creature: Hound

first strike, trample, protection from cats

"Bwouf" -- Looping

1/1

Bernie's Philippean flashy cloak with flowers

Artifact - Equipment 2

Target equipped creature loses shadow. Each time equipped creature attacks or blocks, put a counter "ridiculous" on it

Equip 3 (3: attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. this card comes into play unattached and stays in play if the creature leaves play)

"0/9"

Outpost Brussels, the Ultimate Gamecenter


Legendary land

80, T: Remove eight target players from the game. These players finish their current MtG game and start a MtG draft

2,20, T: put a Karmeliet 0/1 artifact creature token into play

0, T: Put a 0/1 Pavlos A -- Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play

0, T: Put a 0/1 Raphaël H -- Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play

0, T: Put a 0/1 Bernie DCC--Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play


"Bernie, une Kriek!" -- Polype

j'adore comment tu as rebondi avec le Champion's acidic puke

et ça, c'est ultra flavor
Bernie's Philippean flashy cloak with flowers
Artifact - Equipment 2
Target equipped creature loses shadow