Magic: the Parody

xAme, the Mind Folder
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard

Flash
When xAme, the Mind Folder enters the battlefield, counter target spell and draw a card.

When you miss a land drop, concede the game.
When you draw 3 lands in a raw, concede the game.
When you make a mulligan to 5, concede the game.
When you make a missplay, concede the game.
When an opponent play a spoiler, concede the game.
When an opponent have 3 more cards in hand than you, concede the game.
When you are at 3 against Mono Red, concede the game.
When you think you will probably lose, concede the game.

"Aller c'est bon t'sais, pfff, je concède."

2/3

Joey, The P. wannabe

Legendary Creature - Avatar of the puke in the Table's toilet

protection from green, protection from red, protection from black
girlfriendtrauma (girldfriendtrauma :: : whenever you ask something to your girldfriend and she says no, put the top :: card of your library into your graveyard)

When "Joey, The P. wannabe" comes into the battlefield, for the rest of your life you can only draft blue and/or white cards.

6/6

"Why looking for more power? When you have the might of the purity and the absolute control of the mind..." Teferi's wisdom.

Tous les joueurs de Magic en couple ont la capacité girlfriendtrauma en fait

Hugoken a écrit:je me sens visé puisque le texte d'ambiance est quelque chose que j'ai dit,

Enfin pour quelqu'un qui ne dit qu'un maigre : "tais toi stp". irl,;
je m'attendais à un peu autre chose de ta part sur les forum, ou pas ....

Tu dois être la seule personne visée dans l'entierté des posts...

Tlm en prend pour son grade et le seul qui vient se plaindre, c'est caliméro.

D'habitude je participe pas aux polémiques, mais là venir whiner comme ça sur un post où c'est la sauce pour tout le monde, faut être quand même sacrément tebé.

Mouche à merde B

Créature: Insecte

Persiste

Quand la Mouche à Merde va depuis le jeu dans un cimetière vous gagnez la capacité de gagner plusieurs centaines d'euros à ce jeu.

0/2

j'avoue que j ai commencé différemment que la plupart des autres joueurs. J'ai tout de suite commencé en étant un "bon joueur" La Mouche

polype a écrit:Whenever you're dealt damage, sacrifice that many Registered User apprentice wizard minion colorless token you control.

I wish I could sacrifice permanents I don't control...

Fred's Wish

sorcery
until the end of the turn, you can sacrifice permanents you don't control.
at the beginning of end step, you lose the game.

"J'me suis encore fait roucouler par un Génie. il m'a donné ce que j'ai demandé, mais je n'ai pas eu ce que je voulais." Fred
"ah ben ouais mais bon" les Wriggles

You're Right!


Sorcery - Tribal Mongolian


Target player shuts the fuck up until end of turn

Akritas the retired
You can only play Akritas the retired once a year at a NQ.
When you play Akritas the retired, you directly win the NQ with a cheaty scealled pool.
You can go to the nationals without doing any draft of the format.

7/7

Polype the Korean dictator
When Polype the Korean dictator come into play, you can play instead of your opponent.
Everytimes you take one damage, distract the people watching the match.
If a Portuguese player inflicts you 7 damages, stop the match and go to your friends saying you just won easily.
If you play outside of Korea, Polype the Korean dictator is trying to leave your deck to go into the opponent's one.

5/5

Player Under Ketamine
Creature: Droïd Unicorn

Flash

When Player Under Ketamine comes onto the battlefield, you may play each spell in your hand as though they were instants.

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card before doing anything else (it includes taking a pause to think). If you don't, you lose the game.

Skip your draw step.

"Trickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... Oops my pact!"

0/1

Bald Elemental of Nowherehair
Creature: Elemental Faerie

As Bald Elemental of Nowherehair comes into play, roll a six-sided dice. If the result is:

: Concede the game. You like to prove to your opponent you're a nice guy. But if it is the final round of a tournament, ask for half the prize.
: Your opponent concedes the game. You have a tournament to win.
: At the beginning of each step, make a joke. If you don't, you lose the game. You're a funny guy. Not funny guys are losers.
: Each time you shuffle, your opponent may look at a card from your deck. He knows you're playing faeries anyway.
: Make a joke about Mr X and the fact he should play this card to avoid being disqualified. It's even more pleasant to make fun of friends.
: Destroy all goblins. So your deck has finally a chance against them. Or not. They are so scary.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 1/1 faerie token creature with flying onto the battlefield and lose 1 life.

"Oh ben ça alors! J'ai 8 Bitterblossoms et je ne les vois jamais tour2!"

0/4

MANLY MAN'S SEWER MENACE

1 equipment

equipped creature has vigilance, is unblockable
and has :

4 tap and unequip :

put target unsporty and overrated creature into the nearest toilet face down

that creature doesn't stop whining for the next century

equip 1

Chinese Sorcerer's Duel to Death in The Thunder Dome

Legendary Land

, exile Chinese Sorcerer's Duel to Death in The Storm Dome from the game : target 2 players must clash until death. The loser returns to Mongolia and the winner goes back to home with 100€.

....100EUR....

neoatomium a écrit:target 2 players must clash until death. The loser returns to Mongolia and the winner goes back to home with 100€.

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Encore un match truqué, apparemment...

on imagine que c'est le corps qui est renvoyé. au pire on mettra un errata dans l'oracle