Magic: the Parody

Starcraft II -
Legendary Artefact
Lose 43€ on your bank account.
You can't play magic during two weeks.

"It was about time"

Djé, Judge Dread 3WR

Legendary Creature -- Arbiter Homunculus

Trample

Whenever Djé, Judge Dread blocks or is blocked by any Polype card, flip Djé, Judge Dread's strength and toughness until end of turn

3WR, Tap: Flip a coin: Target player receives a warning from the penalty guideline at random

"Polype, je te fiste" -- Djé, Judge Dread

0/10



Georges, Losing but Trying 3

Legendary Artifact Creature -- Lost Wizard Homunculus

Comes into play tapped, if Georges, Losing but Seeking is assigned to a team, that team cannot win a teamdraft

" Sawyeeeeeeer"

0/3


Anax, the Bald Bard 3

Legendary Artifact Creature -- Wizard Bard Homunculus

Protection from Alexandre Darras

When Anax, the Bald Bard comes ino play, put a youtube music counter on each creature on the battlefield

Whenever Anax, the Bald Bard leaves the battlefield, put a youtube serious movie counter on each creature on the battlefield

"Chuis pas un g33k!"

1/2



Poulain, Wizard Wannabe 3

Legendary Artifact Creature -- Apprentice Wizard Homunculus

Provoke, Trample, Comes into play tapped, If Poulain is assigned to a team, that team cannot win a teamdraft

"Bon Sylvain, tu me ramènes? -- Tuin, Budoka Gardener"

0/3


Aurélien, Champion de Belgique 3BRW

Legendary Artifact Creature -- Wizard Champion D1

Protection from Polype, Protection from Antoine Ruel, trample

As long as Aurélien, Champion de Belgique remains in play, the legendary rule does not apply to permanents you control

As long as Aurélien, Champion de Belgique remains in play, fetchlands produce mana as if they were normal basic lands

"Allez, tu concèdes?" -- Aurélien, Champion de Belgique

4/7



Nexus, the Last Vampire Troll BBBBG

Legendary Creature -- Vampire Troll

Protection from Moderators, Forumwalk, persist

When Nexus, the Last Vampire Troll enters the battlefield, put a post counter on each Moderator or Forum User all players control.

B: put a post counter on target Moderator or Forum User

BBX: Proliferate X times, then proliferate X times again. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another counter of a kind already thereX times.)

BBBBB: Remove target website with any decklists from any Proplayer from the game


1/2

polype a écrit:
Nexus, the Last Vampire Troll BBBBG

Legendary Creature -- Vampire Troll

Protection from Moderators, Forumwalk, persist

When Nexus, the Last Vampire Troll enters the battlefield, put a post counter on each Moderator or Forum User all players control.

B: put a post counter on target Moderator or Forum User

BBX: Proliferate X times, then proliferate X times again. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another counter of a kind already thereX times.)

BBBBB: Remove target website with any decklists from any Proplayer from the game


1/2

J'ADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!

Il est plutôt réussi le Nexus

Manque plus que Arktos!

neoatomium a écrit:Il est plutôt réussi le Nexus

Manque plus que Arktos!

il me semble qu'on ne m'ait pas encore fait non plus

polype a écrit:
Nexus, the Last Vampire Troll BBBBG

Legendary Creature -- Vampire Troll

Protection from Moderators, Forumwalk, persist

When Nexus, the Last Vampire Troll enters the battlefield, put a post counter on each Moderator or Forum User all players control.

B: put a post counter on target Moderator or Forum User

BBX: Proliferate X times, then proliferate X times again. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another counter of a kind already thereX times.)

BBBBB: Remove target website with any decklists from any Proplayer from the game


1/2

Ok, j'avoue qu'il n'est pas mal fait mais je trouve que sa manque d'explication au niveau des post counter.

i know i'm a my own card, but feel free to add to it
Chase
0/1
legendary creature
indestructible
any player may skip their turn to put a misplay counter on chase (misplay counter removes indestructibility and shroud)
every turn that Chase did not have a misplay counter put on chase, chase gets a +1/+1
if player with chase won the previous game, chase has shroud
-1/-1 counters cannot be placed on chase unless he has a misplay counter

Emilien, The Translator 4

Legendary artifact creature

Whenever Emilien, The Translator arrive into the champ de bataille,
any joueur may poser une question to any arbitre in n'importe quelle langue.

Si le judge vous answers in votre langue, you win the game.
If the judge vous répond dans une other language, you win 10 points de vie.
Si le judge vous answers en anglais " sorry but I don't believe you ", you lose la partie, are kiké du top 8
et n'allez pas aux nats.


1/4

Steve Nassen R

Human

Provoke, Hast

3/0

"Stupide Judge!"

* Human Berserker

Geoffrey, the Germ 4

Legendary Creature - Germ

Germ (when a germ comes into the battlefield you may search your library for another germ creature and put it into your hand)
As Geoffrey, the Germ comes into the battlefield you may search your library for a card named "Boneheard", put it onto the battlefield, and attach to it to this card.

Geoffrey, the Germ is black

0/0

Je joue tous les jours le germ, trop puissante cette carte (sauf avec Leonin Arbiter en jeu).

neoatomium a écrit:Il est plutôt réussi le Nexus

Manque plus que Arktos!

Moi il me faut une carte aggro. Une Jund de préférence